What movies have not aged well?

From Russia With Love

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-All the bad guys are black.

Why am I losing interest to get a job and to all my desires because of this spiritual awakening? How do I get through life because of it?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-”Ah so!”

Beautiful European women were killed by inquisition but Russia was not Catholic. Is this the reason for a drastic difference explaining why Russian women are the prettiest?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Octopussy

A View to a Kill

What would you do if you found out that someone had broken into your home while you were sleeping?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

You Only Live Twice

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Why The Simpsons stopped producing Maude Flanders episodes?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Diamonds Are Forever

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

What are some very specific groups of people you just cannot stand?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

What caused the Democratic Party's 2024 presidential campaign to implode so horrifically?

Live and Let Die

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-J W Pepper

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

What is the scariest thing that ever happened in your life?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-”She is very sexyful!”

Goldfinger

Why was Cars 2 so bad?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Dr No

The Man with the Golden Gun

What type of crossdresser are you?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Moonraker

To a flat Earther, what's wrong with the idea that gravity is simply a force inherent to space which operates only in one dimension? Why do they go further and try to deny gravity rather than just saying it's different than physicists claim?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Why cant a narcissist admit when they are wrong?